Published!

I’ve been published! Please come and see me at ‘Lulu.com’! It would mean so much to me! I’ve written a book called ‘Drive, Book 1′. Please take a look at it, and thank you so much in advance!

Published!

I’ve been published on ‘Lulu.com’! If you’d like to know what I’ve posted, please read through the previews of ‘Drive’ that I’ve listed on my first two blogs. For further information, my name is ‘Courtney Warren’-if you wish to check me out on ‘Lulu.com’! Thank you!

Am I In Business?

I’m working on a small business idea. Since a certain set of parents don’t have bedtime stories for their kids, why don’t I make some for them? The story I began in the last post would make a rather good one, don’t you think? So I’m thinking about writing bedtime stories-or even just little stories in general-for a particular set of people that don’t have too much to look forward to in the bookstores. What do you think? Have anything to say about it? Would you like one of your own? Then feel free to drop me a line. Use the information from my first post to contact me online, or even use this-661 817 7933. That’s me phone number. I want all of the feedback I can get for this little idea of mine. I would appreciate your time and consideration.

Atelier

Me again. I’ve returned to pull you into another world of yaoi goodness. I’ve thought of creating another tale today, in addition to my first baby-’Drive’. It’ll be inspired by the roleplaying adventure known as ‘Atelier Iris’, drawn out in a fantasy world of romance and dreams. I don’t have too much details down yet, but it’ll feature a timid protagonist-and a hot, sultry love interest. The skies will be the limit during this tale of intrigue, suspense and passion. Magic will be in for the ride as well. If any of you unfortunate victims can think of suggestions, don’t be afraid to present them to me.  I’ll be more than happy to look through them.

 I went to the bookstore last night-and saw a wondrously hawt magazine in the culture section. If you haven’t guessed already, it was a magazine…for the…yuck, I hate labels. It was a magazine for the…bleugh. For the gay community. Nevertheless, it featured a pair of twins on the cover.

Someone could easily assume that I’m gay myself, considering my allergic reaction to men. Not true. I’m…well, I was waiting for my prince. Now I couldn’t care less.

Government: Friend or Foe?

As you might have already heard, our government isn’t too friendly when it comes to homosexuality. Thus, the birth of ‘Drive’. But getting back on track, the realm of America treats them as though they’re dirty, ugly and disgusting cockroaches. They can’t marry each other, simply because they’re too ‘weird’ and they’d ruin all of society if they did so. And so when it comes to Gays, love is practically illegal. They’re basically sitting ducks whenever it comes to ‘hate crimes’, for there are no laws protecting homosexuals against death. In the words of Larry Kramer, who cares if a faggot dies? Right? It’s no skin off of anyone’s back if a fag drops dead. Hopefully, no one will take this to heart and believe that those questions are coming out of my soul. I’d rather die than discriminate against anyone. But that’s not how the government works. They’d rather take care of the ‘normal’, ‘pure’ and ’superior’ people instead of the cockroaches. Why waste time when you can purchase Raid, right? It’s all in good fun, right?

And we have the nerve to call ourselves humans? We have the nerve to say that we’re above so many others, yet the planet itself is dying underneath our hands? We have the right to judge, when we’re as dirty as pigs rolling around in mud? Is it right to deny homosexual lovers the right to marry, when hetereosexual couples can’t even honor the so-called sanctity of marriage? You know how they say someone dies from cancer/smoking/etc every five seconds or something? Well, I’d bet every credit card in my wallet that twenty divorces are born every minute.

And we have the nerve to say that homosexual marriage would annihilate the sacred purity of marriage. As if. Just look at our ‘wonderful’, ‘divine’ celebrities. They have divorces at the drop of a hat. Hopefully, taking one look at a couple will cause at least one of you to understand why I couldn’t give a FIG (don’t know if I can actually use swear words) about finding a boyfriend. I’ve got other important things to worry about. I wouldn’t mind if I died happily with a house of cats, dogs and my family members.

The Drive Behind the Wheel

Here’s another piece of inspiration I’ve used to fuel my original project, ‘Drive’. It’s another video from YouTube, featuring a fusion between Final Fantasy and Linkin Park’s newest song, ‘What I’ve Done’. I imagine the people of America singing the words within this song. I encourage you to take a listen, if you already haven’t, because the words pack a lot of power.

What of your original creation, you ask? What is it? Well, here it is in a nutshell. Our heroes, Tobias Joshua Halmuron and Mireille Aranai, have one week to prevent world annihilation. At first the danger is just limited to their Realm, but then it balloons to consume their entire planet-and their entire galaxy.  The danger begins as homophobia, where the people of the Realm sniff out the ‘abnormalities’ by the markings upon their skin. Due to the pride they take in their culture, the ‘abnormalities’ of the Realm decided to have markings placed upon their skin-to promote their pride and separate themselves from the ones that don’t partake in their ways. Thanks to the ones that DON’T participate in their ways, their markings are being used against them-and thus, the ’sniffing’ out of the abnormalities.

Now, why are you knocking hetereosexual couples, you may ask? I’m not. I may think ‘normal’, cut-and-dry romance is excruciatingly boring. I may not give a rat’s fig about having a boyfriend. I may stay away from hetereosexual romance in my work. But I’m not knocking anyone. I merely wish to say that everyone should be free to love, regardless of what they are. It’s all about the ‘who’, not the ‘what’. And I feel that a certain Holy Father feels the same way, regardless of how ‘weird’ the couple is.

You’re promoting pedophilia and sexual intercourse with animals, you shriek. Well, no I’m not. I’m promoting UNITY, not STUPIDITY. If you’re seriously dumb enough to believe that you can have a relationship with someone that can’t even understand the meaning of their own name, let alone the meaning of life, then I’m sorry. If you believe that a cat can be your sexual soul mate, then I pity you as well. To those of you that believe I’m promoting stupidity, you’re all invited to my wedding. I’m getting married to my pet rock, Steven. The Cockroaches are playing at our reception. Please come. We’re holding it at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. I hope you can make it. And for our first home, we’re living inside of a Barbie house.

I hope I’ve made my point.

‘Gay Harmony’: An E-Harmony for Homosexuals?

Guess whats? My mom just had the idea of a ‘EHarmony’ for Gays (how I hate labels, they make me sick). Since the original ‘EHarmony’s being sued for possible discrimination (I don’t know if they’re actually practicing discrimination), why not make something separate for ’special’ people-or why not something BETTER? That sounds like a fabulous idea. Who wants to be detached from the rest of humanity, when you’ve got flesh and bones yourself? Is it just me, or are there ‘cockroaches’ running around, pretending to be humans? Sarcasm, by the way…hahahaha *dies from stupidity*

That’ll be an aspect of my conquest. Perhaps, someday, I’ll form a dating network for the homosexual community (I hate that label too). Any ideas or suggestions on that? I’ll gladly take them.

Now I know what all of you are thinking. How can a 20-year old girl be obsessed with homosexuality? And believe in the Holy Spirit at the same time? Well, first off, allow me to proudly say that God makes no mistakes when it comes to His children. I am the one He meant for me to be, and meant for me to become. I believe that with all of my heart. My days were made out way before I was even born. And what of the Bible, you ask? What about the verses against homosexuality? Well, simply put, ladies and gents, do we actually believe that our wonderful God means for us to live under rocks? Are we supposed to be immaculate, glowing balls of light? If we were to listen to every syllable, every rule and regulation, we would most certainly have to. But we aren’t balls of light. We’re not ‘perfect’ and ‘utterly radiant’. No one’s superior when it comes down to it. All that matters is faith. All that matters, when it comes right down to it, is LOVE. Our God just wants us to believe and love. That’s all you need to pass the Gates. That’s how I feel.